Unafraid, head held high, the knight walks into the dragon’s lair. He has slain dragons before, and he knows what to expect - piles of stolen wealth, coins of gold and cups of silver and strings of gems. He leaves what he finds for the villages that he saves, so that they may rebuild.
But the cave is empty, barren. At first, he thinks he has made some wrong turn somewhere, because surely this cannot be the lair - but there is a strange glow in the darkness, and the noise of claws.
He advances towards the glow, and eventually he finds what he seeks.
The dragon is hunched before some enchanted window that glows with many colors, one that seems much too small for the dragon’s mighty size. He seems to not notice the knight’s approach, and as the knight draws close he can see what image enchants him so - an azure dragon, looped in sinuous curves.
At last, the dragon turns, and anger glows in his eyes like coals. “CAN’T I GET SOME PRIVACY IN HERE.”
The knight notices, startled, that the dragon is wearing some black hat perched awkwardly upon the spines on its head.
"Foul beast, I have come to slay you and avenge the deaths you have caused," the knight says, drawing his sword. "But first, I must admit I am curious. Where is your horde?"
"My horde? Oh—yeah. I converted it all to Bitecoin." The dragon preens its scales. "It’s worth billions, now. It’ll only keep going up when the other dragons convert from fiat currencies. Works on cryptomancy - wizards cast unique spells for every Bitecoin."
"I… see," the knight says, lowering his sword. "And you are aware of the tulips and their fate in the northern lands?"
"Nah, man, this isn’t a bubble. It’s stable. My horde’s going to be huge, and I’ll have virginal maidens, and a lava hot tub, and a whole mountain, and…"
"Thou art a nerd," the knight says sadly, lowering his head and turning away.
What exactly is Turaga Matau’s symbol on the back of his robe?
you can see it pretty clearly in the game:
let’s zoom in a little
I like babies but I couldn’t eat a whole one
There it be
I’m sorry if u just followed me I got surgery and I’m Tylenol with a small keyboard and autocorrect with bandages around my eyes
Hi, Tylenol, I’m Dad.